This day in history - 07:03:0899.4

07:03:0899.4 On this day Gurdendorf sent forth its first mighty armada to conquer the Butterfly islands. Unfortunately, due to poor planning and a lack of foresight, the mighty armada consisted of exactly one ship; a small fishing boat named Lean Lizzie. The planned invasion of the islands came to nothing, except for an argument over fishing rights and a bar bill. But it did lead to a fine catch of shrimp and one elderly crab. To this day this escapade is still chalked up as a victory for the kingdom; and for some strange reason, the entire populace is given one quarter day off every seven years.